CLONE-BELIEVABLE! “Donald Trump’s Hands and Fingers Keep Magically Growing!”

Circle of the Dolphins

“What big hands you have, Donald — lately, that is.”

“What, The Cloning Centre didn’t replicate your ORIGINAL hands? Aw, did those wee little fingers cause you to protest too much?”

“Now Donald, stop daydreaming.  Don’t you have work to do?…”

“…or a wall to build?”

“So, you’re getting dumb and dumber with each body that fizzles out and is replicated?Oh, ALL clones do that! Keep that sagging double-chin up! You just opened huge black-hole portals of opportunity with your recent command to BRING ON 5G NOW — AND 6G!”

“Keep looking on the bright side! As a clone you can have all the Big Macs, Whoppers, KFC and Diet Cokes you want, and NEVER have to worry about lowering your brain-cell count! And if it’s any consolation, just think of all those dumb people who WEREN’T clones that voted for you, AS IF it would have made a difference…

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